Intergalactic travel is exhausting for aliens, and a lot of times they are challenged with lack of proper hygiene.
Therefore they can’t brush their teeth and that results in stinky breath.
We realized that a lot of humans are also experiencing the same issues or are just simply lazy to brush their teeth.
Therefore Zorblatt provided us with a magical alien product called Alien Stinky Breath Fighter 3018-S! This is an extraordinary product that will defeat your stinky breath.
Use is very simple and straightforward, so anyone should understand how it functions.
Alien Stinky Breath Fighter 3018-S comes with instructions and an Alien Certificate of Authenticity, signed by Zorblatt.
Zorblatt would also like to add that use of this product will eliminate your stinky breath, but your teeth, without cleaning, will still rot and you will become toothless in a while.
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Go on, you know you consider getting it! And till then, please keep your mouth closed!